Texas Hold 'em Poker

This is my last hand today and then i'm done,

I've played enough, had more than my share of fun.

I'm now "Pro*500K", that's a fact and not fiction,
If I don't stop now, this game will become an addiction.

The "flop" has opened, I have a King pair.

Looks like I am gonna win, let me raise the bar.

I hit the raise button, I've bet a solid 10K.

Everyone's placed their bets, the pot already has 75K.

The "turn" opened up to reveal an 8 of spades,

Now i have a pair of Kings and another of eights,

Two-pair, not that bad, let's bet some more,

If i win this hand, I'll be a million dollar pro.

Finally, the "river" revealed another eight card,

If I don't bet on a "Full house", I must be a retard.

In that moment of insanity, I bet 70K "All in",

That boils down the equation to everything or nothing.

My victory or loss is left to ur imagination,

To be honest poker is one big addiction,

I'm glad that i have come out of it clean,

May be cause the new ranking system is shitty and boring.