Binary People

They perceive the world as totally black or white,
All those shades of grey, they filter off their sight.
They judge your actions as either wrong or right,
They lack the empathy to understand your plight.


It makes no difference, if you're family or friend,

You're coldly alienated, the minute you condescend.

They give you no chance to defend or amend,

For no mortal soul, shall their brittle rules bend.

They appear as harsh, like they're boorish and dreary, 

More often than not, their apathy is involuntary.

Their idealistic views have made them reactionary,

Thus, shrinking their perspective to strictly binary.

Mat Karo Munni ko Badnaam

Mat karo aur Munni ko tum badnaam,
Hone toh do bechaari Sheila ko jawaan,
Sambhaal ke rakho apna awaara Tinku jiya,
Varna ban nahi sakoge tum kisi ke piya.


Nahi kar paaoge tum Sheila ki Jawaani ko handle,
Jab padegi tere sar par uski jooti aur sandal.
Kaam na aayega phir Munni ka Zandu Balm,
Jab maar khaa ke mohalle mein ho jaaoge badnaam.


Sudhaar lo apni aadatein aur ban jaao ladke Good,
Bano mat tum Dabangg, mat karo aur hudd-hudd,
Warna shareer mein tumhaare chhed honge itne,
Ki hawa ke entry-exit par sawaal lagenge uthne.